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VIOLIN PRACTICE

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while
his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was
lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little
Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he
could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and
yelled above the noise, "For pity's sake, can't you play
something the dog doesn't know?

Thanks Carol !

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, " If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured. " The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, " Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. " The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. 

Question: What was did the princess feel?

(Scroll down for the answer.) 

They were M&M's, of course. 
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 
(What were you thinking?!?)

Again... Thank you Jessie !

Not so much of a joke but an amazing piece of knowledge about your MOUSE, that will simply amaze you...

The Amazing Mouse and Card Trick !

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know...
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign, until he asked... "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him looked back at the rig and then back to him and said...
"No, I'm delivering a bridge...here's your sign."

Jessie O'Brien who blames it on 1stForQuiltSwapping@onelist.com